User:DavidPKendal

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David P. Kendal is a historian, political scientist, linguist, and occasional alchemist. After graduating from the Westforth Historical Investigators’ College with a degree in Advanced Historical Fabulosity, he became a founding scholar of the Einwimz lexicon.

Due to his short stature, he often has trouble reaching the volumes on the highest shelves in the library of the Einwimz Lexicon offices. He was quite insistent on not buying Flykea HONHONHON shelves for the office, but nobody listened to his pleas. For this reason his articles are sometimes missing references to important books simply because they were too high on the shelves for him to reach, and nobody was around to help him at the time. He hopes that the Lexicon office budget can some day stretch to buy him a ladder.

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